That's right. When I was your age, television was called books. And this is a special book. It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick, and I used to read it to your father. And today I'm gonna read it to you.
Has it got any sports in it?
Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles...
Doesn't sound too bad. I'll try to stay awake.
Oh, well, thank you very much, very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.
Romantic action comedy in which a dashing masked man in black (Cary Elwes) rescues his true love (Robin Wright) from an evil prince and a short egomaniac (Wallace Shawn). Also, a swordsman (Mandy Patempkin) searches for a six-fingered man (Christopher Guest) who murdered his father, planning the perfect revenge.
This is notable for being one of the funniest, sexiest, and most romantic movies ever. It’s both the most ironic and cynical movie and the most hopeful and sentimental. The Every character and actor in the ensemble cast is ridiculously hilarious and moving and classic. Cary Elwes and Robin Wright work as one of the hottest on-screen pairings ever. And the whole scenario is too hot to be believed. Best date movie of all time?