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Sergeant:
[with heavy French accent] Name of the fugitive?
Mabel:
[struggling to understand] Fyoog tiv?
Sergeant:
[frustrated] Fugitive! F - U -
Mabel:
Up yours, too, Froggy! ...Oh! *Fugitive!* His name's Fredric - without a 'k.' And he's got a horse - I mean a nurse, her name's Ruth and...listen, why don't you just follow me to the castle?
- The Pirate Movies
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Major-General:
Damn cheek! With women leading our armies we'll never have a good war again.
Mabel:
So true! So true.
- The Pirate Movie
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Frederic:
[moments after meeting for the first time] Look, I know this is going to sound silly, but I think I love you. I think I might even want to marry you.
Mabel:
God, that was a short love scene!
- The Pirate Movie
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Mabel:
Frederic, you're not gay, are you?
Frederic:
[high voice] No!
[clears throat and in a lower voice]
Frederic:
No.
Mabel:
The way you and the Pirate King get around in those rather feminine, pleated shirts and all that leather.
Frederic:
Mabel!
Mabel:
Hey! I'm not prejudiced. I mean, what does this country got a navy for? Screw 'em if they can't take a joke!
Frederic:
You're weird.
Mabel:
All kidding aside, tell me this. Are you a virgin?
Frederic:
I don't know.
Mabel:
Near enough.
- The Pirate Movie
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The body’s an eight, the brain’s a ten, so let’s go.

Kristy McNichol,(Mabel Stanley) - The Pirate Movie
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Mabel:
Frederic, these are the 1880s. You can't live your life by the outmoded conventions of a neo-imperialist society. Find your true center!
Frederic:
What? You mean Zen piracy?
Mabel:
[unlaces her shirt and pulls it down to reveal her corset] Frederic, have you ever worn a whalebone corset? Well no, we established that, didn't we? It chokes and strangles, Frederic! I won't be choked an strangled by someone else's dumb ideas of custom and duty! [to stone statue] Would you, Harry, would you? [to Frederic] Never to know the rich and real wonderous person beating and throbbing inside me. Frederic, can you see me throbbing?
Frederic:
I see! I see! I'm throbbing too!
- The Pirate Movie
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Frederic:
Oh, I love you. I'll always love you, come what may.
Mabel:
"Come what may"? We'll all be murdered in our beds come what may.
Frederic:
Well run. For God's sake run!
Mabel:
Death before dishonor. Besides, have you tried running in one of these things. It's a real bitch.
- The Pirate Movie
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Plays: 131

Kristy McNichol - Hold On

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Kristy McNichol and Christopher Atkins

Kristy McNichol and Christopher Atkins

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Plays: 80

Christopher Atkins & Kristy McNichol - First Love

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Just the Way You Are

Just the Way You Are

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Little Darlings

Little Darlings

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The Pirate Movie

The Pirate Movie

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The Pirate Movie Trailer (via CondimentKing)

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