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Miles:
Where do you live?
Buck:
In the city.
Miles:
You have a house?
Buck:
Apartment.
Miles:
Own or rent?
Buck:
Rent.
Miles:
What do you do for a living?
Buck:
Lots of things.
Miles:
Where's your office?
Buck:
I don't have one.
Miles:
How come?
Buck:
I don't need one.
Miles:
Where's your wife?
Buck:
Don't have one.
Miles:
How come?
Buck:
It's a long story.
Miles:
You have kids?
Buck:
No I don't.
Miles:
How come?
Buck:
It's an even longer story.
Miles:
Are you my Dad's brother?
Buck:
What's your record for consecutive questions asked?
Miles:
38.
Buck:
I'm your Dad's brother alright.
Miles:
You have much more hair in your nose than my Dad.
Buck:
How nice of you to notice.
Miles:
I'm a kid - that's my job.
- Uncle Buck
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