Dana Cannon:
[coming into classroom as if he were the instructor] All right people, settle down, take your seats, thank you...
[to kid wearing red shirt]
Dana Cannon:
That means you too, Red.
[to black man with dredlocks]
Dana Cannon:
Hey man, I've got all your albums, you're the greatest! All right, everybody stand up, please! Everybody up, c'mon!
[to Wink Barnes, who refuses]
Dana Cannon:
You! In the back! You waiting for a special invitation?
Wink Barnes:
[leaning back in his chair] You talkin' to me?
Dana Cannon:
Yes, you too! Uppity-up-up-up!
[he rises]
Dana Cannon:
You're gonna like this! C'mon! Now, breathe in...
[class members take deep breath in]
Dana Cannon:
... blow out
[they blow out]
Dana Cannon:
. Breathe in, blow out. That's it. Now, shake it out
[all wiggle]
Dana Cannon:
Good.
[Deputies Halik and Morris enter]
Dana Cannon:
Now, if the women will all be so kind as to take off all their clothes, we can get things rolling.
Deputy Halik:
Sit DOWN, Mr. Cannon!
Dana Cannon:
Wait, wait. Could it be?
[to camera]
Dana Cannon:
How big a coincidence is this?
[singing song]
Dana Cannon:
Reunited, 'cause it feels so good!
[class collectively laughs]
Deputy Halik:
We're your traffic school instructors!
Dana Cannon:
Aren't you guys in the wrong room? Shouldn't you be next door at the pro-acid rain rally?
Deputy Virginia Morris:
Sit down before I mold your face into an ashtray.
Dana Cannon:
See, all you had to do was ask nicely.
- Moving Violations
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Deputy Halik:
So what's it going to be? Boxing? Karate? Wrestling?
Dana Cannon:
Are you kidding? Look, wimp...
Amy Hopkins:
[terrified] Oh, Jesus...
Dana Cannon:
You come on as this big macho strong man. How about a real test of strength? How about arm wrestling?
Deputy Halik:
Sounds good, Cannon. I happen to be Western Division arm wrestling champ, so don't be surprised when I break your arm in two!
Dana Cannon:
Sounds fun. Come on, dickhead!
- Moving Violations
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Deputy Halik:
You've changed my life! You've taught me a whole new of looking at the law.
Judge Nedra Henderson:
Well come on back to my place. I'll show you a whole new way of looking at my body.
- Moving Violations
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Moving Violations

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Moving Violations (1985) Original Theatrical Trailer (via spamanator666)

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