Frederic, you're not gay, are you?
[high voice] No!
[clears throat and in a lower voice]
The way you and the Pirate King get around in those rather feminine, pleated shirts and all that leather.
Hey! I'm not prejudiced. I mean, what does this country got a navy for? Screw 'em if they can't take a joke!
All kidding aside, tell me this. Are you a virgin?